Versace for H&M - Pinch Me Yo!

Ok so come November you won't be able to tell me shit cause I'm gonna have a closet full of Versace bitches!!! BOWWWWW! 

Now experience has taught me that these lines are never H&M cheap (Damn you Lanvin!) but my closet is still very thankful for the small treasures (my wallet is flipping the bird tho!)

And if Target's recent collaboration with Missoni was any indication for how fast this collection is gonna go you better have your asses in line by 3:00 am whatever day this drops in November. Oh and boys there will be a little love for you in the collection as well so check some of the previewed pieces featured in Russian Vogue:

 (Images via: nitrolicious.com)

Quick Fit

Fall is here! Which I'm usually excited about because I get to layer (and cover up all my problem areas), but between these flash floods and the lying ass weather men, getting dressed in the morning is a real guessing game in Philly.

So through lots of trial and error I've figured out that skirts (or shorts) and ankle boots are a good way to deal with mother nature when she's pms'ing.

H M short leather skirt
£20 - hm.com

Miu Miu lace up peep toe booties
$795 - net-a-porter.com

Sang A snakeskin handbag
$1,995 - kirnazabete.com

Christian Dior printed scarve
$63 - theoutnet.com

  NARS - Orgasm Lip Gloss/Nail Polish
            $24/$17 - sephora.com

Some Skateboard Footy - Somethin' Light...

My nephews have me all into skateboarding now...I don't know much about it but this shit right here looks pretty incredible to me...

Young Tyler, the Creator & Jasper Dolphin

No reason for this post at all...
 
I just think Odd Future is funny...
 
Enjoy...or not.
 
I do this for me really....
 

Coworker Infiltration: @noladarling

Since I know everyone who reads this blog personally (except my European cult like following....shout out to Europe!) I've decided to let some of you show Russia what I have to deal with everyday. This was based off a converstaion held earlier today. I said write something cute, this is what she gave me:

Fukin Luxury! (Get it? Fuk in Luxury?)

So what if your sheets are a measly 100 count and your pillows are as flat as the mattress. So what if your bed was $150 bucks including the box spring & frame and milk crates & cinder blocks are situated at either corner (It gives you that floating on air feeling). Just because you're sleeping in the slums doesn't mean you have to freak in the slums.

 

Drum roll please, I introduce to you…the  Louis Vuitton luxury condom.

 

French fashion designer Louis Vuitton brings the world a truly luxurious sexing experience. And folks, these freak off luxury accessories are not cheap. Your going to have to dig deep and bust out a whooping $68 bucks a piece to crack this nut. But I’m sure its worth a quick purchase to live the life of the rich, if even for a minute!



Yea man...this is my everyday...smh.

One Wish - Ray J (Rickey Smiley Ray J Rant Remix)

But I must reiterate that I'm team Ray J all day!

(via: hot1079philly.com)

8 Rainy Weather Hair Styles

Look I have nothing against rain...I think it's mad sexy...but my hair and rain can't seem to agree on things. So if you're like me it only takes this *snaps fingers* much moister in the air before you have clown hair, check out a couple of these cute rain friendly styles:

(Images via: refinery29.com)

I'm Not A Star - Rusted Potatoes

I forgot to shout out Switzerland for showing so much love! I'm wavin' internationally!

You know I got to do it:

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY SWISS BISHES!!!:







Now on to the Rusted Potatoes:

WE BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NEXT IN THE EPIC SERIES……………….

MATU…………………………
F. THE VOICE……………………

I’M NOT A STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPACTING RADIO 9/22/11……..YUNG MULA BABY!

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I'm Wavin' In These Streets

Ok, I know many of you (Nia, Sabrina, Will & Russia) have been wondering "Where has Zeeky been the past couple of days?" I apologize for keeping the fans waiting but other than my usual drug dealing & stripping I've been blogging for Hot 107.9 fm in Philadelphia!

Now, some of you may say "but Zeeky isn't that the station you work for?" and to them I say mind your business.

Check me out here:

Hot1079Philly.com

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The Lipstick Bullet

I don't know how useful this make up tutorial is...but Michelle Phan definitely swagged it the fuk out:

The Softer Side of Bondage

Check out this choker/belt/harness situation seen on Felder Felder's runway during New York Fashion Week.

I'm really hoping this trend will catch on enough for Lulu's or H&M to knock me off an affordable version *fingers crossed*

(via: refinery29.com)

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Feminine Bondage?! I'm in effing love!

Ray J threatens Fabolous with Anal Rape?!

Wow....

(Very explicit content...NSFW at all!)





 

Even though when I heard this I was CTFU like everyone else (I'm human) I did feel for Ray J. I've met him a few times and he is really like the nicest guy. So I'm almost positive he was the opposite of sober during this interview.

Annnd...although I'm sure his claims are 105% false, I'm still going to ride with Ray-J......cause he said I was pretty...even if he was lying...I'm ok with that...I'm a fan for life of the artists that take the time to gas me up.

(via: Power 105.1)

Mayweather v. Ortiz Knockout (Normal Upbringing/Rusted Potato Gang Album Release Party)

Shout out to my man Money Mayweather and my esse Victor Ortiz for agreeing to be the opening act for the Normal Upbringing/Rusted Potato Album Release party!

In case you missed it; Here's the best part of the fight (enjoy it while you can. I'm sure it won't be up for much longer):

Everything I know about Russia, I learned from Rocky IV

I didn't actually plan to blog today but much to my surprise when I checked to see if I had reached 55 views (still praying to the based god for that one)...I saw I got 4 visits from some icy ass bishes in Russia! It's about to be a problem...

If I get love on one more continent I'm getting a personal assistant and applying for a verified check on twitter! Belee Dat!

But I digress...I really just want to say...

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY REAL BISHES IN RUSSIA!!!

Pass That Ver-Say-See!

I can't even take it! Just a few pics from Versace's 2012 Spring/Summer Collection and I'm ready to eat my frucking heart out:

(Via: The Chriselle Factor)

Swim Good - Frank Ocean

Ok, so you might as well get used to the fact that if Frank Ocean drops something its gonna be on this site. For your viewing pleasure:



(via: frankocean.com)

NORMAL UPBRINGING/RUSTED POTATO GANG

First of all let me point out that "Life w/ Zeeky" has reached 50 unique page views!!!! SWAG!

I wanna start off by thanking the based god...and the fans (Nia and Sabrina) without you......there's no me.

Not only that but I got a page view all the way from Germany!
(Thinking of changing the name of this blog to "International Zeek!")
So SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY REAL BISHES IN GERMANY!

Now...I want to introduce you to my Hip Hop super group "Normal Upbringing."

Frank Ocean - Thinking About You

U must know this about me...I LOVE Frank Ocean! He's the only new artist I consider myself a stan for. He really can do no wrong. Once again...another masterpiece:



(via: frankocean.com)

2Pac Days & Date Nights

Thanks to my coworker and devoted 2Pac stan (Nah but really tho...She named her son Amaru Shakur)  @noladarling TUPAC BACK!!

Today was "2Pac day" at work (yea...i know...it doesn't need to be said...ghet-tohh!) Twice a year we celebrate his birth and death by cooking out on our balcony.

Toddler Swag

Now that I have a 2 y/o I can no longer be selfish with my Swag. If her swag doesn't match my swag we look weak as a unit! (That's word to Kevin Hart!) 

As you can see this play house definitely does not meet minimum swag requirements. But with a little paint (and honestly far more time than I'll ever have)  your toddler can stunt on the entire daycare with THIS!:

It's got a rock path yo! BALLIN' on these wack infants for the 2011!

This is my princess by the way.

(I said "Come on Zoe, give me back my glasses." She said "What glasses?!" I said "Yeah, what glasses?" and sat back down.)

(Via: ohdeedoh.com)

I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!

Got bored...did a photo shoot.

 

Swaggin'

Not only did I pull a muscle in this pose but I'm pretty sure I sprained my uterus

Couldn't do a photo shoot without hitting the obligatory ANTM pose! I tried to 'smize' but ended up looking cock-eyed...lol.

Oh and don't forget...I'm icy BITCH!!

(Photo Credit: @NolaDarling24, @TheVoice1029)

Feminine Bondage?! I'm in effing love!

If you're expecting an in depth dissection of the Prabal Gurung 2012 Spring Ready to Wear, please don't! That's so not what I do. I just enjoy the pretty pictures...

But seriously tho, Prabal Gurung is speaking to my soul right now! I have been longing to wear bondage in public without the constant stares.

You hear that H&M and Forever 21?! Let's get the knock-offery going so I can actually afford to buy the look I love.

(Via Prabal Gurung 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection on Style.com)